May 2008
20 posts
i'm not there
running out of reels —
friday afternoon and there’s
no wind to speak of
December 2007
6 posts
would it have hurt you to put "women" somewhere in...
when in doubt, provide
the necessary pronouns
for comprehension
(Arsenal miss game and face music)
old school, 12/22/07
formulaic and
fair, but england needs more help
than clark kent glasses
(Beckham will lead Fabio’s England)
mikel, 12/21/07
xenophobia
or honesty? these days it’s
hard to say for sure.
(Crouch accuses foreigners of play-acting)
to milan, 12/21/07
blue and black this time —
but when in italy, they’re
all the enemy.
(Reds to Face Serie A League Leaders)
amunt, 12/20/07
in short, do not fire
your team leaders, do not lose
faith, do not pass go
(Albelda and CaƱizares shocked at Koeman purge)
superintro
“little poles” is not a euphemism for “small dicks”